Monday, February 16, 2009

Welcome to the Internets HQ of the Restoration Movement!


If you are reading this, then you are either interested in helping restore President George W. Bush to his rightful place on the throne of our Most Exalted Republic, or you are an al Queda member, afraid of that very possibility. Either way, welcome! Your visit will generate ad revenues regardless of your intent.

We are all carefully watching the news for portents of the return of President Bush to power. The fact that a few fascists in the 50s managed to amend our Sacred Constitution with their idiocies, disallowing the President from running again, is of little consequence. By hook or by crook, we MUST have President Bush. We DEMAND President Bush. America is Too Big to Fail.

Oh, no question. It will be a slow and deliberate process. Rome was not built in a day, but it was burned in a day. We cannot allow America to burn while we await a new leader of the caliber of President Bush. We already have one, and we are determined to get him back any way we can.

On this blog, I will lay the groundwork for that day we are all anticipating with trembling hands. I will post news articles on what the President is up to, and offer my analysis on what the article doesn't tell you. I will occasionally examine Faux-President Barack HUSSEIN Obama's actions, and answer the question burning in all of our minds: "What Would President Bush Do?" (WWPBD?) And perhaps I will share my lyrical odes to the President here. Who knows.

This blog is in no way connected to President Bush or his Administration. He has not revealed his intent to me personally. But as a long-time follower, I can discern the true motives behind his actions.

In conclusion, thank you for reading, and thank you for supporting our President! If you ever get discouraged, thinking that maybe that day will never come, just chant "USA! USA! USA!" until all doubts are smashed, as if by a MOAB.

May your days be filled with joy as you await the Restoration of our One True Commander-in-Chief!

- Maynard

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