Saturday, November 7, 2009

Major Announcement!!!

President George W. Bush will be addressing the nation on the tragic events that have unfolded over the past several days in Washington, and he has chosen our humble Webs Log to be the avenue of his reassuring message of hope. In this time of darkness, when it seems that all the universe is crushing down upon us, we must keep our eyes towards Dallas, and remember that he is still with us, and loves us, and will protect us.

Speech coming soon! Tell a (non-Muslim) friend!